Last night was supposed to be magical...it was supposed to be everything I dreamed of! My hopper was supposed to find my love eggs and then that wonderful cottontail would hop into my arls and we would live our days hoppily ever after!!
But, alas! The EBU staged a revolt last night! There were eggs everywhere and notes about the EBU all over my hopper's area! (I think the area is called a "campus" but I'm not sure.) Now I'm afraid the DEBA will find me and think I'm involved!! I'm not involved! All this bunny wants is love! Love between everybunny!
However, this jumper must admit that the DEBA has done some very unloving things...this past Easter was a lot of hard work. But that's what us bunnies are here for, right? We Easter Bunnies have a very important job!
I found some other bunnies who are so unhappy being Easter Bunnies! I love my job! Like, this bunny who wants to become a Tooth Fairy! Teeth are so gross! And although it would be nice to have wings, somebunnies are so uncoordinated (like me!) that they would just hurt themselves.
Or this bunny who wants to make movies! How does that hopper have time to make movies? I barely have enough time to get work done for the DEBA!
I love my life and my job. I love my little hopper (and that little jumper just looked at meeee!!! Yaaaaay!!) and I can't imagine anything better. I hope my little cottontail found one of my eggs. If not, then all of my work writing love notes and leaving notes in eggs was for nothing!
loved